囧记单词：屎拉得太快了

poop n.便便，傻子，船尾；v.拉屎，（浪）冲打船尾

e.g. I can't believe how quickly I pooped!

真不敢相信我上大号竟然上的如此之快！

satisfaction n.满足，满意；赔偿（物），补偿（物）

e.g. If you want to feel real satisfaction,just hold it in for 2more hours.

如果你想寻找心满意足的爽感……就再多忍两小时吧。

imitator n.模仿者，仿效者

e.g. Putin,you're such a dirty little imitator!

普京，你真是个淘气的爱模仿的家伙！

mature a. 成熟的；vt.使成熟，使成长

e.g. Why did he become mature so much faster than me?

为啥他发育起来比我快这么多？

trample n.踩踏，蹂躏 ；v.践踏，踩坏，轻视

e.g. Was it worth it trampling on my lawn?

这样踩俺的草坪就为了节约这点儿时间，值得么？

compromise n.妥协，和解

e.g. That's a compromise,right?

我好歹也算妥协让步了，不是么？

marriage n.结婚；婚姻；婚礼

e.g. After marriage,I have no money or life left to give.

自打结婚以来……俺钱也没了，私生活也没了！

obesity n.肥胖，肥大

e.g. Obesity is prevalent in cats too.

肥胖在喵星人之中也很常见啊！

mean adj.平均的；下贱的；卑鄙的；n.平均值；中间；方法；手段

e.g. You're a mean little kid,aren't you!

你真是个贱贱的坏小孩……不是么？

smitten v.打击，摧毁（smite的过去分词）

e.g. I'm totally smitten,you can do whatever you want.

我彻底败了……你要干嘛都行！