经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第8章3
“Bar-B-Q sauce,” said Roosta, “for when I get sick of wheatgerm.”
Zaphod sniffed it doubtfully.
Even more doubtfully, he sucked a corner. He spat it out again.
“Ugh,” he stated.
“Yes,” said Roosta, “when I’ve had to suck that end I usually need to suck the other end a bit too.”
“Why,” asked Zaphod suspiciously, “what’s in that?”
“Anti-depressants,” said Roosta.
“I’ve gone right off this towel, you know,” said Zaphod handing it back.
Roosta took it back from him, swung himself off the desk, walked round it, sat in the chair and put his feet up.
“Beeblebrox,” he said, sticking his hands behind his head, “have you any idea what’s going to happen to you on the Frogstar?”
“They’re going to feed me?” hazarded Zaphod hopefully.
“They’re going to feed you,” said Roosta, “into the Total Perspective Vortex!”
Zaphod had never heard of this. He believed that he had heard of all the fun things in the Galaxy, so he assumed that the Total Perspective Vortex was not fun. He asked what it was.
“Only,” said Roosta, “the most savage psychic torture a sentient being can undergo.”
Zaphod nodded a resigned nod. “So,” he said, “no food, huh?”
“Listen!” said Roosta urgently, “you can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man’s soul! The treatment lasts seconds, but the effect lasts the rest of your life!”
“You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?” asked Zaphod sharply.
“This is worse.”
“Phreeow!” admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
“烧烤调味汁，”罗斯塔说，“为麦芽吃腻了时准备的。”
赞福德将信将疑地使劲嗅了嗅，
更加将信将疑地，他舔了舔一个角，然后马上吐了一口口水。
“呸！”
”是这样的，”罗斯塔说，“每当我不得不舔那一头时，我通常都会舔一舔另一头。”
“为什么”赞福德满腹怀疑地问，“那一头里有什么？”
“抗抑郁剂。”罗斯塔说。
“这种毛巾，体知道，还是留着你自个儿用吧。”赞福德说着，把它递了回去。
罗斯塔从他手里拿回毛巾，跳下桌子，X绕着桌子走了几步，最后在椅子上坐下来，把腿架在桌子上。
“毕博布鲁克斯，”他说，两只手垫在脑后，“对你即将在蛙星上的遭遇，你有什么概念吗？”
“他们会给我吃的吗？”赞福德充满希望地大胆猜测道。
“他们会把你喂给，”罗斯塔说，“绝对透视旋涡！”
赞福德从来没听说过这玩意儿。他坚信自己听说过银河系内所有好玩的东西，所以他认定透视旋祸绝对不好玩。他问罗斯塔那是什么。
“只不过是，”罗斯塔说，“一个有知觉的生物所能遭受到的最残忍的精神酷刑。”
赞福德听天由命地点了点头：“就是说，”他说，“没有东西吃，嗯？”
“听着！”罗斯塔急迫地说，“你可以杀死一个人，摧毁他的肉体，击溃他的精神，但只有绝对透视旋涡才能彻底消灭一个人的灵魂！这个过程只有几秒钟，但却足以影响体余下的全部生命！”
“你尝过泛银河系含漱爆破药吗？”赞福德尖刻地问。
“这个更可怕。”
“哇！”赞福德显得很受震撼。
