英语笑话:生命知识 Facts of Life

I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions, but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and asked, "Mom, when you get married, does that make you pregnant?" "No," I answered, "Getting married is not what makes you pregnant." "Well," he persisted, "how do you get pregnant then?" Not wishing to get into such a serious discourse just before dinner, I answered, "Peter, it's a sort of a long story." Within an impish look on his little face, he cocked his head and replied, "You don't know, do you?"每当孩子们问我问题时，我总是试图坦诚相告。可是，有天晚上，我那六岁的儿子彼得把我难住了。他在晚饭时冲回家来，突然问道：“妈，结婚会使人怀孕吗？” “不，”我说：“结婚不一定会使人怀孕。” “那么，”他追问道：“你是怎么怀孕的？” 我不想在吃饭前讨论如此严肃的话题，于是答道：“彼得，这事儿一时半会也说不清楚。” 彼得的小脸上一副调皮模样，他歪着头说：“你也不知道，是吗？”