Dumb and Happy 愚蠢并快乐着

How smart are you?

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你有多聪明？

I don't know. I think I'm average.

我不知道。我认为我很普通。

Did you ever take an IQ test?

你做过智商测试吗？

No, I never did. All I know is that I got A's and B's in school.

没有，我从没做过。我知道我在学校只能得A或B

I wish I was really smart.

我希望我真的很聪明。

Don't be ridiculous.

别说荒谬的话。

What do you mean?

你的意思是？

If you're going to make a wish, wish that you were really rich or famous.

如果你要许愿，你应该希望自己富有或有名气。

Don't you ever wonder what it's like to be super-smart?

你有没有想过超级聪明是什么样子啊？

It must be very lonely.

那一定很孤独。

Why's that?

为什么孤独？

Because if you're super-smart, no one understands what you're saying.

因为如果你非常聪明，没有人会理解你说的话。

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