Just Shoot Me 尽管对我开枪

People are funny.

人们都很有趣。

They sure are.

他们确实是。

Did you hear about the pilot?

你听说那个飞行员了吗？

The one that stole a small plane?

那个偷了一架小飞机的飞行员？

Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.

是的，他在加拿大偷了一架飞机飞到了美国。

Did they catch him?

他们抓到他了吗？

Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.

是的。美国两架战斗机追了他两小时后，他降落在了高速公路。

Did he crash?

他坠机了吗？

No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.

没有，他只是降落了飞机然后去了餐馆。

Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?

警察弄清楚他为什么飞到美国了吗？

His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.

他的生活很糟糕。他希望战斗机能把他击落。

Poor guy.

可怜的家伙。

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