• 看笑话学英语:传教士买鹦鹉 ThePreacherBuysaParrotApreacherisbuyingaparrot."Areyousureitdoesn'tscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.He'sareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhis......

  • 看笑话学英语带翻译—猪和女巫 笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感.本文从语用学的角度,通过合作原则和会话含义对英语笑话进行分析,解释了笑话中产生幽默感的原因及如何理解笑话的含义.通过......

  • 看笑话学英语:如果ATM吐多了钱 导语:云南昆明ATM机取400元吐出4000,银行呼吁市民还钱。有网民就说了:钱可以还,但怎么个还法得按我们说的办。于是我们在银行怎么取钱,你们就怎么来咱家取回这个钱吧!今天看新闻,说云南昆明ATM机取400元吐出4000,银行呼吁市......

  • 看笑话学英语:魔鬼的妹夫 Awomanwhosehusbandoftencamehomedrunkdecidedtocurehimofthehabit.OneHalloweennight,sheputonadevilsuitandhidbehindatreetointercepthimonthewayhome.Whenherhusbandcameby,shejumpedoutandstoodbeforehimwithher......

  • 看笑话学英语:临死之前 临死之时Nearingtheend,Stanislawissurroundedbylovedones.Asthefinalmomentapproaches,hegathersallhisstrengthandwhispers,"Imusttellyoumygreatestsecret."Hisfamilyurgeshimtogoon."BeforeIgotmarried,Ihaditall......

  • 看笑话学英语:今年冬天冷不冷? whetherthewinterwillbecoldIndiansasktheirnewchiefwhetherthewinterwillbecoldormild.Sincetheyoungchiefneverlearnedthewaysofhisancestors,hetellsthemtocollectfirewood,thenhegoesoffandcallstheNationalWeath......

  • 看笑话学英语:The Cemetery Shortcut万圣夜墓地奇遇 TheCemeteryShortcutTwomenwerewalkinghomeafteraHalloweenpartyanddecidedtotakeashortcutthroughthecemeteryjustforlaughs.Rightinthemiddleofthecemeterytheywerestartledbyatap-tap-tappingnoisecomingfromthemi......

  • 看笑话学英语:我们分享一切 这是一则阿根廷的笑话,但是在小编看来它称不上是笑话,不如就当做一个温情的故事来看吧……WeShareEverythingAnelderlycouplegoestoBurgerKing,wheretheycarefullysplitaburgerandfries.Atruckertakespityo......

  • 看笑话学英语 下面是本站小编整理的看笑话学英语,欢迎大家阅读!看笑话学英语:QuickCleanup快速清扫Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertowork......

  • 看笑话学英语:确保没走错 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 看笑话学英语:广告的效应,三辆车被偷走 TheEffectivenessofAdvertisementSomebusinessmenweretalkingaboutadvertisingonTVexcitedly.Asnoneofthemhadeverdoneitbefore,everyonehadhispointofview.Atthismoment,Mr.Greycameby.Greywasacardealerandhehadonc......

  • 看笑话学英语:疯人院 TheLooneyBinLateonenightattheinsaneasylum(疯人院)oneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"疯人院一天晚......

  • 看笑话学英语:最丑的孩子 Awomangetsonabuswithherbaby.Thedriversays:"Ugh,that'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."Thewomanwalkstotherearofthebusandsitsdown,fuming.Shesaystoamannexttoher:"Thedriverjustinsultedme."Themansays:"Y......

  • 看笑话学英语:我欲与狗试比高 Amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile."Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!"heexclaimed."That'sthesmartestdogI'veeverseen.""Nah,he's......

  • 英语笑话: 我没有看到它 Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?母亲:约翰尼,今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕,现在只剩下一块了,你说是怎么回事?Johnny:Well,Isupposei......

  • 英语笑话:笑看绅士拍苍蝇 ANailOrAFly?钉子还是苍蝇?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandt......

  • 英语笑话:我没有看到它 IDidn'tNoticeItMother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.我没有看到它母亲:约......

  • 英语笑话:It depends 看情况 Traveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。......

  • 看英文笑话学英语大全 冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间创造出一种特殊的氛围。下面是本站小编带来的看英文笑话学英语,欢迎阅读!看英文笑话......

  • 英语小笑话:看情况 ItdependsTraveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.看情况旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火......

  • 小学生看的英语笑话 笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了小学生看的英语笑话,供大家欣赏学习!小学生看的英语笑话篇1A747washalfwayacrosstheAtl......

  • 英语笑话:笑看两只蟑螂之间的讨论 Tworoachesweremunchingongarbageinanalleywhenoneengagesadiscussionaboutanewrestaurant."Iwasinthatnewrestaurantacrossthestreet,"saidone."It'ssoclean!Thekitchenisspotless,andthefloorsaregleamingwhite.Th......

  • 英语笑话:看情况 ItdependsTraveler:CanIcatchthethreeo'clocktraintoToronto?Ticketagent:Thatdependsonhowfastyoucanrun.Itleftfifteenminutesago.旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分......

  • 英语笑话:笑看绅士拍苍蝇大纲 ANailOrAFly?钉子还是苍蝇?Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwineineachhand.Onthewalltherewasaflywhichhetookforanail.Sothemomenthehungthemon,thebottlesfellbrokenandt......

  • 英语笑话:一眼就看中 Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyouwith......