小学英语笑话手抄报

学生做英语手抄报是提高英语语言实践能力的重要手段。下面是本站小编为大家带来的小学英语笑话手抄报，希望大家喜欢。

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一、英语笑话

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. " Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年代以来就营业的。最近我接到一个妇女的电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年代从我们这儿买的。我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙，于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。“你永远也不会相信，”我对他说，“我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在三十年代从我们这里买了一些椅子。” 我还没来得及说她的要求，经理就打断了我的话：“你别告诉我她到现在还没收到货!”

二、英语小故事

Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?

很久以前的一个很远的小村庄里，有一个以"千镜屋"而著名的地方。一个乐观的小狗听说了这个地方并决定去参观。当来到这个地方，他蹦蹦跳欢恰快的上了台阶，来到房门口，他高高竖起耳朵，欢快地摇着尾巴，从门口口往里张望，他惊奇地看到有1000只欢乐的小狗像他一样快的摇尾巴。他灿烂地微笑着，回报他的是1000张热情，友好的灿烂笑脸。离开时他心想："这是一个精彩的地主，我一定要经常来参观。"

在这个村里还有另一只想参观"千镜屋"的小狗，他不及第一只小狗乐观，他慢吞吞地爬上台阶，然后耷拉着脑袋往屋子里看。一看到有1000只小狗不友好地盯着他，他便开始冲他们狂吠，镜中的1000只小狗也冲着他狂吠，把他给吓坏了，他在离开时心想："这是一个恐怖的地方，我再也不会来了。"

世界上所有的脸都是镜子，在你所遇见的人的脸上你看到反射出来的是什么?

三、英语名言

1、Life is real, life is earnest.

人生真实，人生诚挚。

2、Life would be too smooth if it had no rubs in it.

生活若无波折险阻，就会过于平淡无奇。

3、Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions form insufficient premises.

生活是一种艺术，要在不充足的前提下得出充足的结论。

4、Life is fine and enjoyable, yet you must learn to enjoy your fine life.

人生是美好的，但要学会如何享用美好的生活。

5、Life is but a hard and tortuous journey.

人生即是一段艰难曲折的旅程，人生无坦途。

6、Life is a horse, and either you ride it or it rides you.

人生像一匹马，你不驾驭它,它便驾驭你。

7、Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

人生是一幅大画布，你应该努力绘出绚丽多彩的画面。

8、Life is like music. It must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule.

人生如一首乐曲，要用乐感，感情和直觉去谱写，不能只按乐律行事。

9、Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.

生活是绘画，不是做算术。

10、The wealth of the mind is the only wealth.

精神的财富是唯一的财富。

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