英语笑话:最好的奖赏 Best Reward

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Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard.

最好的奖赏 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。

He was rescued by a deck hand.

他被一名甲板水手救起。

The officer asked how he could reward him.

这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。

"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it.

“最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。

If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."

如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”