英语笑话:长寿秘诀 Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说。"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.
“哦,真神奇,”女士说。"How old are you?"
“你高寿?”"Twenty-six."
“二十六。”