英语笑话:Roses for My Wife 给妻子的玫瑰

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young these for your wife, sir? she , I her birthday? she , I your anniversary?No, I said I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走进店里，一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。先生，这些是送给你妻子的吗？她问道。是的，我说。她的生日？她问。不是，我回答。你们的结婚纪念日？不是，我又答道。当我将找回的钱装进口袋，朝门口走去时，那年轻的女人冲我喊道：希望她能原谅你.