英语笑话:The Use of a Handsaw（手锯的用处）大纲

At the mAll, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.

Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside.

Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please.

The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone s:

(1) mall n.集市

(2) pick up 得到；获得

(3) handsaw n.手锯

(4) scan v.匆匆地略看；扫视

(5) chop v.砍；劈；剁

(6) sirloin n.最好的牛腰肉

(7) comment v.评论；说话Exercises:

根据短文填空：

① At the mall, my wife and I picked _____some hardware items, including a handsaw.

② We were _____back to the car when we passed a steak house.

③ Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her _____.

④ _____the menu, m wife told the waitress. I' It have chopped sirloin please.

⑤ The waitress turned to me, _____my saw and commented, And I see you, sir, have come for our T-bone special.132.手锯的用处

在集市上，我和妻子买了一些五金用品，包括一个手锯。我们返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。

我们尝尝吧，我妻子建议说。尽管我觉得拿着锯有点傻乎乎的，但还是随她走了进去。

我妻子扫视了一下菜单对女招待说：请给我来一份炒牛腰片。

女招待转向我，看了看我的锯，说道：我能看出，先生，你是来吃我们的T形骨特色菜的。