关于圣诞节的英语笑话5篇

下面是本站小编整理的关于圣诞节的英语笑话，以供大家学习参考。

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话：Entering Heaven 进天堂

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。

三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

圣彼得说：“因为这个神圣的节日，你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said。

第一名男子从他得口袋里掏出了个打火机，他打燃打火机说：“它代表蜡烛”。于是圣彼得就让他进入了天堂。

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

第二个男子从口袋里掏出一串钥匙，他把钥匙在手里摇了摇说：“它们是铃铛”圣诞老人也让他上了天堂。

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses。

第三个男子绝望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼镜。

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向这个男的，说：“你倒是说说这玩意儿代表什么?”

The man replied, "They're Carol's."

男士答到：“她们是卡罗尔的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才发现s前有个'，我还说眼镜跟圣诞颂歌有半毛钱关系?)

注：看懂了没?carol's和carols同音，carol在这里是一个女士的名字，carols是圣诞颂歌，所以第三个男的借用同音字说了个圣诞的象征。

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话：The thief and the judge

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent Mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

法官与小偷

那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

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　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话：Jesus's Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

"But what's that in the corner?" asked Mother.

"Oh, that's their telly," replied the tot.

耶稣的电视机

圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。

他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。

“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。

“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话：

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?

答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)

　　关于圣诞节的英语笑话：

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?

答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。