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关于两人对话英语笑话

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笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。本站小编整理了关于两人对话英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

关于两人对话英语笑话
  关于两人对话英语笑话篇一

顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!

服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

  关于两人对话英语笑话篇二

服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客:我要茶

第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

(Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

  关于两人对话英语笑话篇三

uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?

舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?

mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

关于两人对话英语笑话篇四

teacher: george, go to the map and find north america.

george: here it is!

teacher: correct. now, class, who discovered america?

class: george!


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