有关英语小笑话大全简短

笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编精心收集了有关简短英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

　　有关简短英语小笑话篇1

A jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"

The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"

有只狼快被狮子吃掉了。狼对狮子说：“求求你不要吃我!你不能吃我，这是一个天大的错误!如果你吃了我，那就惨了，会有灾难、会世界末日!”

狮子满脸疑惑地问：“为什么把你吃掉就会世界末日?”

狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊!”

　　有关简短英语小笑话篇2

Let me take it down

An elephant said to aMouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."

"Please ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

there are 3 old friends gathering around together

first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"

第一个说windy,但第二个听成了wednesday,所以他说了今天是thursday,第三个却把thursday听成了thirsty,所以他说yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

　　有关简短英语小笑话篇3

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。

玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

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