一分钟英语小笑话演讲
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不要被逮着了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
" do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
一分钟英语小笑话篇2学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”
一分钟英语小笑话篇3肉商与律师
A dog ran into a butcher and grabbed a roast off the counter.
有一只狗，跑进一家肉店把一块烤肉从台子上抢走。
Fortunately,the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
很幸运地，肉商辨认出’这只狗是属于他邻居的。
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
这位邻居碰巧又是一位律师。
Incensed at the theft,the butcher called up his neighter and said,
这起窃盗激怒了这位肉商。于是他就打电话给他的邻居说：
"Hey,if your dog stole a rasat from my butcher shop,would you be liable for the coast of the meat?"
“喂，如果你的狗儿从我的肉店偷走了一块烤肉，你会为这块肉的损失费用负责任吗?”
The lawyer replied,"Of course,how much was the roast?"
这名律师回答说：“当然会呀，这块烤肉多少钱呢?”
"$8."Afew days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $8.
“八元。”几天后，这位肉商收到一封邮件，里面有一张八元的支票。
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
这张支票却附上了一张发票，上面写着：
Legal Consultation Service:$150.
“法律咨询服务 ：一百五十元。”
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