关于爆笑英语冷笑话阅读

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　　关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Distributing chewing gum

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.

When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

　　关于爆笑英语冷笑话：I made granny glad

A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've made someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that!"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

　　关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Magic glasses

Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?

Doc: You sure will.

Patient: That's great! I never could read before.

　　关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Jealous foreman

Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

　　关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Close his eyes

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?"

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

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