英语笑话:How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class."No!" the children all answered."If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"Again, the answer was, "No!""Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"“如果我把房子和车卖了，在车库举行义卖, 并把所有的钱给穷人，我能进天堂吗？”我问主日学校的孩子。孩子们齐声回答：“不能！”“那如果我每天都打扫教堂，给院子的草坪割草，并且把东西都收拾得干净整洁，我会上天堂吗？”回答还是：“不能！”“好吧， ”我继续问, “那我要怎样才能升天堂呢？”一个五岁的男孩儿叫道：“你得死了才行！”