It Isn't News 这不是新闻

TV news is so stupid.

电视新闻如此愚蠢。

They shouldn't even call it news.

他们甚至不称之为新闻。

Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.

昨天晚上他们告诉我们一只在沙发上的猫。

Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.

昨天他们告诉我们一只狗在吹笛子。

Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.

上周他们告诉我们一只在后院的熊。

Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.

上个月他们告诉我们有关餐馆里的一只老鼠。

The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.

天气播报员告诉我们每个小镇的天气。

The sports guy shows us players fighting.

体育人告诉为我们展示玩家搏斗。

They always tell us "what's next."

他们总是对我们说"接下来如何"

They always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.

他们总是把"接下来"说的很动听，但事实从来不是。

It's more like news for kids.

那更像是给孩子的新闻。

They should have kid reporters.

他们应该有小孩播报员。

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