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![会心一笑：It‘s His Fault搞笑阅读]()
It'sHisFaultBillyandBobbyweresmallwerebrothers，andtheyoftenhadfightswitheachother.LastSaturdaytheirmothersaidtothem，I'mgoingtocookourlunchoutandplayinthegarden-andbegood.Yes，Mummy，thetwoboysanswer......
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![会心一笑：An Absent Minded Professor]()
AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegutter，theotheronthepavement.Apupilmeetinghimsaid：Goodevening，areyou?Well，answeredt......
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![会心一笑：傻爸爸]()
AlexandertheGreatLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation，andthedoctor，somewhatnettled，said：Landon，youdon'tseemtobegettingonveryfastinthisseemtolack，atyourageAlexandertheGreathadconqueredhalfth......
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![会心一笑：A Gentleman 绅士]()
AGentlemanDickwassevenyearsold，andhissister，daytheirmothertookthemtotheiraunt'shousetoplaywhileshewenttothebigcitytobuysomenewclothes.Thechildrenplayedforanhour，andthenathalfpastfourtheiraunttookDick......
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![开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因]()
Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了......
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![开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（锣）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![开心一笑:惯用方法]()
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期，这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。......
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![西班牙语冷笑话：直男的会心一击！]()
-¡Estásmuymaquillada,tía!¿Paraquétepintastanto?-阿姨，你化了浓妆，为什么呢？-¡Ay,Jaimito,esparaestarmásguapa!-Jaimito，当然是为了更漂亮呀！-Ah…¿Ycuantotardaenhacerefecto?-啊……那什么时候才能有效果呢？熊......
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![开心一笑:想死的心是一样的]()
Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.虽然方法不一样，想死的心是一样的。......
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![开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party]()
TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
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![开心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![开心一笑:英语笑话:区别]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![萌狗当道,开心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我们让你展示下你那毛茸茸的宝贝，你没让我失望!一看到这些小狗，你的烦恼就会悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![开心一笑: The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会]()
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一个声名狼藉的......
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![开心一笑:更性感一点]()
我只是想更性感一点……......
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![开心一笑:痴心电脑狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气！太阳：来外面透透气吧，克里斯!克里斯:决不！(关上窗户，继续玩电脑)......
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![开心一笑:对胖子好一点]()
对胖子好一点，因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。......
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![开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会]()
TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![开心一笑:越狱]()
我们就要自由了，伙计们，加把劲。我已经感觉到第一滴雨水的滋润了！......
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![开心一笑:一公司的奸商]()
Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男......
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![开心一笑:一切都很正常]()
ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
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![开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
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![开心一笑:公交车上笑话多]()
HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候，请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
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![开心一笑: 会错意的生日礼物 园艺手套]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![开心一笑:冷静,冷静!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......
