会心一笑：An Absent Minded Professor
An Absent Minded professor
A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement.
A pupil meeting him said：
“Good evening， are you?
”Well，“ answered the professor，”I thought I was all right when I left home，but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.“
心不在焉的老师
有一天，人们看见一个有名的心不在焉的老师在路上走，他的一只脚一直踏在街沟里，另一只脚踩在人行道上。
一个碰见他的学生说：
”晚安，老师。您怎么了?“
”啊，“这位老师回答说：”我想我离开家的时候还挺好的，可是现在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已经一瘸一拐走了半个小时了。“
