• 这句话英文怎么说(生活篇) 第745期:我差点没笑死 Ialmostdiedlaughing我差点没笑死讲解:"Ialmostdied."是句很有戏剧效果的话,如果一句话说完自己觉得不够夸张,立刻在句末加上一句"Ialmostdied."或是"Ialmostdied+V-ing"立刻就有画龙点睛之效。......

  • 看笑话学英语:确保没走错 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 英语笑话:All Right 没关系 Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright,mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehindusdidth......

  • 双语笑话:幸好没结婚大纲 UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponh......

  • 英语笑话:我没有看到它 IDidn'tNoticeItMother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.我没有看到它母亲:约......

  • 双语笑话:幸好没结婚 UncleFrank,at79,wasahealthyandwealthyman,alifelongbachelor.Hecourtedalot,hesaid,but"neverboiledover-justsimmered."Onawhim,hedecidedtotakeatriparoundthecountrytolookupnearlyadozenoldgirlfriends.Uponhis......

  • 英语笑话:我一级也没漏 ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor."Didyoumissastep?"askedhisdad."No,I......

  • 英语小笑话:没问题大纲 NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I......

  • 开心一笑:没问题 No Problem NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......

  • 英语笑话:没关系 AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited."Uh-oh,"Isaid,realizingmymistake."Ijustmakeanillegalturn.""Iguessit'sallright."mydaughterreplied,"Thepolicec......

  • 意语美文 | 没有笑容就没有灵魂 小编按:每天都应该笑一笑,毕竟笑一笑十年少嘛。Ungiornosenzaunsorrisoèungiornoperso.美文译文:没有笑容就会白白浪费一天的时光。......

  • 英语笑话:我没有蛀牙/No Cavities Asmilingboyarrivedhomefromadentalvisit,"Heymom,thedentistsaysIhavenocavities."Hismomstaredathimwide-eyedandquitesurprised,"It’simpossible--youneverbrushyourteethaftercleaningthechocolateboxbefor......

  • 英语笑话:我没有在听 IWasn'tListeningMotheraskedherlittledaughterwhowasreadingabook."Whatareyoureading,dear?""Idon'tknow."thelittlegirlanswered."Youdon'tknow?Butyouwerereadingaloud,soyoumustknow.""Iwasreadingaloud,mumm......

  • 英语笑话:保证没走错 TobeontheSafeSideInacinemaduringaperformanceoneoftheaudiencegetsup,makeshiswayalongtherowofseatsandgoesoutintothefoyer.Afewminuteslaterhereturnsandasksthemansittingattheheadoftherow:"Excuseme,wasityou......

  • 英语笑话:我们什么也没留下 WeLeftNothingMrsBrownwasgoingoutfortheday.Shelockedthehouseandtackedanoteforthemilkmanonthedoor:"NOBODYHOME.DON’TLEAVEANYTHING."Whenshegotbackthatnight,shefoundherdoorbrokenopenandherhouseransac......

  • 幽默笑话:没关系 AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright.mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehin......

  • 英语笑话: 我没有看到它 Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?母亲:约翰尼,今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕,现在只剩下一块了,你说是怎么回事?Johnny:Well,Isupposei......

  • 英语笑话:我没有睡着 IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!""Iwasn'tasleep,"themanan......

  • 英语笑话:还没那么急 Not So Urgent Lookingveryunhappy,apoormanenteredadoctor’sconsulting-room.“Doctor,”hesaid,“youmusthelpme.Iswallowedapennyaboutamonthago.”“Goodheavens,man!”saidthedoctor.“Whyhaveyouwaitedsolong?Whydon’tyouco......

  • 英语笑话:还没穿破? AreTheyWornOut?"No,"growledthequartermaster,"youcan'thaveanewpairofshoes.Thepairyouhavearen'twornout.""Notwornout,"criedtherecruit,"Why,ifIsteponadimeIcanfeelifit'sheadortails."不行,军需官大声说:你不......

  • 英语小笑话:没问题 NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort,I......

  • 爆笑俄罗斯之“没有蚊子” 你是否觉得工作、生活有时会给我们带来很多压力?来点笑料吧,日子才会有趣,生活也才会不无聊。笑一笑,没什么大不了。希望大家天天有个好心情![原文]Папаповёзсынанарыбалку.Сынок:-Папа,я......

  • 英语笑话:幸亏没多钓鱼 LarryandHarrydrove500milestogofishing.Theypaidahugesumtorentacabin,asimilarabouttorentaboat.Theyfishedforthreedaysandcaughtonlyonefishbetweenthewayhome,Harryfiddledwith(摆弄,玩弄)acalculatorwhileLarrydro......

  • 没有对话的英语小笑话 笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。本站小编整理了没有对话的英语小笑话,欢迎阅读!没有对话的英语小笑话篇一AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetpe......

  • 英语小笑话:我一级也没漏 ICaughtEveryStepMr.Brownwasreadinghiseveningpaperwhentherecameatremendousbangingdownthestairs.Hejumpedup,rantothehall,anddiscoveredhisschoolboysonsprawledonthefloor.Didyoumissastep?askedhisdad.No,Icau......