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New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In

新形式音乐节——在空地上吸毒

MOUNT STERLING, KY-Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.

来自肯塔基州的报道。此次音乐节目前已取得激动人心的成功。主办方确认4.5万人之多于周三参加了首届年度Cavalcade Folk and Roots音乐节，四天聚会，主要内容就是参加的人在一块大空地上吸毒。

Held on a farm in the foothills of eastern Kentucky, the festival, which continues through Friday and features no live performances of any kind, reportedly offers "something for every type of music lover," specifically a fenced-off, 300-acre pasture in which to consume a broad array of mind-altering substances.

该音乐节举办于肯塔基东部一丘陵脚下的农场上，周五还在进行中，其特点是没有任何的现场表演。据报道主办方会给各种喜爱音乐的人士提供一些东西，具体地说就是在这个无围栏，300英亩的草坪上消耗掉大量的能够迷乱心智的药物。

"We thought it'd be awesome to host a festival that would attract people from all over the country who just want to kick back and ingest narcotics for 96 hours straight," festival organizer Randy Felder said of the event that takes place on a barren expanse of land with no stages, sound equipment, lighting, art, or vendors. "Cavalcade is all about creating a venue where live music fans can come together, hang out, and do what they love most.

我们觉得举办这种形式的音乐节去吸引全国各地的人是很棒的一件事。他们能通过吸食麻醉毒品来好好的休息96个小时。音乐节主办方Randy Felder这样描述这次聚会，一次举办在一片空旷土地上的音乐节，没有舞台音响设备，更别说灯光，美术，甚至连商贩都没有。Cavalcade纯粹就是为那些音乐迷的聚会提供一个场地，他们可以在那里闲逛，喜欢做什么都可以。

"And you couldn't ask for a better spot," Felder added. "I mean, it rained pretty hard yesterday, but people didn't let it bring them down. A lot of them didn't even seem to notice."

"但你不能去要求一个更好的场地"，Felder补充道。我的意思是昨天这里下了一场大雨，但他们的心情似乎丝毫没受什么影响，貌似很多人甚至都没注意到下雨了。

Officials reported that while the festival grounds contain no tents or any other form of shelter against the elements, ticket holders nonetheless came out in droves to the vast, otherwise deserted meadow to enjoy a number of big-name drugs, including marijuana, cocaine, and heroin, as well as a wide variety of less well-known substances and up-and-coming hallucinogens such as salvia, ayahuasca, ketamine, and several dozen improvised inhalants.

官方报道此次音乐节场地没有任何应对恶劣天气的措施，没有帐篷，没有其他任何的遮蔽工具，尽管如此音乐迷们还是陆陆续续的走进这片荒芜的空地上去享受那些"大名鼎鼎"的毒品。包括大麻，可卡因，海洛因等。还包括其他大量不知名的毒品，以及那些即将变得受欢迎的迷幻剂如鼠尾草，死藤水，克他命和一些批量包装的临时准备的吸入剂。