儿童幽默小故事三篇

小孩子就要从小培养，教他英语也不例外。小编在此献上英语故事，希望对你有所帮助。

　幽默小故事：改名字

Change Name

Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music company. His father hears that and angry, “Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do they think of the neighbors know?”

“I will change my name,” Tom says. He thinks he will become a singer in the future.

“Change your name?” Tom’s father shouts angrily, “What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”

改名字

汤姆16岁了。她决定离家参加一个唱片公司。他父亲听后很生气：“唱歌?我的儿子啊!真丢脸。”他大喊，“要是邻居们知道，他们会怎么想?”

“我会改名字的。”汤姆说。他认为自己将来会成为一名歌手。

“改名字?”汤姆的父亲生气地说，“如果你成名了怎么?邻居们怎么知道你是我的儿子?”

幽默小故事：狼来了

Wolf Is Coming

There is a naughty boy in a village. He likes telling lies. One day he wants to make fun of the farmers. So he shouts, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” The kind farmers are working in the field. They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy. But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf. I’m joking. The farers are angry and go back to their field. After a while the biy shouts again, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” And the farmers come and are cheated again. The boy laughs and laughs. They say, “You tell lies. We will not believe you.”

Later a wolf really comes. The boy is very scared. “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!” the boy shouts and shouts. “Help! Help!” But no one comes. And wolf eats the naughty boy.

狼来了

村子里有个淘气的小男孩，他喜欢撒谎。一天，他想捉弄村名，就大喊：“狼来了!狼来了!” 善良的村民们正在地里干活，听到喊声，赶快去救他。俄式他们到了那里，男孩说：“没有狼。我跟你们开完先的。”村民很生气，回到田里。不一会，那孩子大喊：狼来了!狼来了!”村民来了，却再次被欺骗。男孩开心地大笑，村民们说：“你说谎。我们再也不会相信你了。”

后来狼真的来了。男孩十分害怕。 “狼来了!狼来了!”他大声呼喊，“救命啊!救命!”但是没人来。结果这个淘气的男孩被狼吃了。

　　幽默小故事：去电影院

Go to the Cinema

A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”

Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.

“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.

Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”

去电影院

一个叫戴维的货车司机载着200只企鹅去伦敦动物园。可是他的车在高速公路上坏了。当一辆货车停在他面前的时候，戴维向司机罗珀特求救，并且解释自己要送这些企鹅去伦敦动物园。罗珀特说：“行，我帮你。”

几个小时过后，罗珀特又回来了，并经过戴维生病，戴维还等在高速公路上。那些企鹅也还在车上，特高兴的样子。

“我想我告诉过你吧这些企鹅送进动物园的。”戴维说。

罗珀特回答说：“是的，我去了。但是我的钱包丢在电影院了，所有我现在要回那里去。”