经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第17章5

"Is that all?" shouted Arthur.
"No, we're also going to ... er ... take evasive action!" said Zaphod with a sudden access of panic. "Computer, what evasive action can we take?"
"Er, none I'm afraid, guys," said the computer.
"... or something," said Zaphod, "... er ..." he said.
"There seems to be something jamming my guidance system," explained the computer brightly, "impact minus forty-five seconds. Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax."
Zaphod tried to run in several equally decisive directions simultaneously. "Right!" he said. "Er ... we've got to get manual control of this ship."
"Can you fly her?" asked Ford pleasantly.
"No, can you?"
"No."
"Trillian, can you?"
"No."
"Fine," said Zaphod, relaxing. "We'll do it together."

“就这些？”阿瑟叫起来。
“不，我们还能……嗯……采取规避动作！”赞福德说，突然间感到了一阵恐慌，“电脑，我们能采取什么样的规避动作？”
“嗯，我恐怕没有，伙计。”电脑说。
“或者做点其他随便什么，”赞福德继续说，“……比如……”他什么都想不起来。
“好像有什么东西堵塞了我的导航系统。”电脑解释说，“距离撞击还有45秒。请叫我艾迪，这样也许有助于大家放松些。”
赞福德试图同时考虑几种解决之道。“对了！”他说，“嗯……我们可以手动控制这艘飞船。”
“你会驾驶吗？”福特高兴地问。
“不会，你呢？”
“不会。”
“崔莉思，你呢？”
“不会。”
“很好，”赞福德似乎松了一口气，“我们可以一起来干。”