经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第13章 Part3

Ford was not going to be outcooled. "Zaphod," he drawled, "great to see you, you're looking well, the extra arm suits you. Nice ship you've stolen."
Arthur goggled at him.
"You mean you know this guy?" he said, waving a wild finger at Zaphod.
"Know him!" exclaimed Ford, "he's ..." he paused, and decided to do the introductions the other way round.
"Oh, Zaphod, this is a friend of mine, Arthur Dent," he said, "I saved him when his planet blew up."
"Oh sure," said Zaphod, "hi Arthur, glad you could make it." His right-hand head looked round casually, said "hi" and went back to having his teeth picked.
Ford carried on. "And Arthur," he said, "this is my semi-cousin Zaphod Beeb ..."
"We've met," said Arthur sharply.
When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidentally change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your bonnet in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off your stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his.
"Err ... what?"
"I said we've met."
Zaphod gave an awkward start of surprise and jabbed a gum sharply.

“赞福德，”福特也漫不经心地回答道，“很高兴见到你，你看起来气色不错，这条额外的胳膊也很配。看来你偷了艘不错的飞船。”
阿瑟瞪眼望着他。
“你认识这家伙？”他指着赞福德问。
“当然认识！”福特大叫一声，“他是……”他停顿了一下，决定把介绍的次序颠倒一下。
“哦，赞福德，这位是我的一个朋友，阿瑟。登特。”他介绍说，“他的星球被毁灭时，是我救了他。”
“哦，当然，”赞福德说，“你好，阿瑟，欢迎来这儿。”他的右边脑袋随意地转过来打了声招呼，然后又转回去继续剔牙。
福特继续介绍道：“阿瑟，这位是我的半个堂兄，赞福德。毕博……”
“我们见过。”阿瑟厉声说。
当你在快车道上轻而易举地超过几辆车后，你会自我感觉非常良好，这时如果你碰巧从4挡直接打到1挡而不是3挡的话，你的引擎就会从引擎盖下飞出来，以后的事情就不必说了——这恰恰就是福特·普里弗克特听到这句话后的感觉。
“喔……什么？”他说。
“我说我们见过。”
赞福德很尴尬地吃了一惊，使劲嚼着口香糖。