英语笑话:God's Child 上帝的小孩

A preschooler asked his Mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"有一个上幼稚园的小孩问他妈妈：“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？”妈妈说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！”隔天他来到学校，老师问他：“你爸爸是谁？”那个小孩在那边抓头抓脚，想不出来答案。老师再问一次：“你爸爸到底是谁？”那个小孩就说：“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生，不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子， 我一下子忘记他的名字了。”