英语笑话:Only a few words 几个英语词

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger（行凶抢劫者） but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the words do you know?Your purse or your life!

法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗？法官问。我只会说几个词，抢劫犯回答。你会说哪几个词？你是要钱还是要命！