英语笑话:Running a red light 闯红灯

Running a red light 闯红灯

Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
两个男人开车前行，路遇一红灯，司机呼啸而过。乘客大叫：“嘿！你干吗这样做？”司机说：“别担心，我兄弟经常这么干。”

They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停）.
又遇一红灯，司机依旧呼啸而过。乘客显然愤怒了，威胁说如果下次再闯红灯他就下车。路遇一绿灯，司机猛踩刹车，车子嘎然而止。

The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，问道：“你有病吧？刚才闯了两个红灯，现在绿灯了你倒停了。”

The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司机回答：“我兄弟可能会从那边过来。”