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英语笑话:Find a girl just like your mother

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No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her."So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".

"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".有个小伙子发现,无论他带什么女孩子回家,妈妈都不赞成。一位朋友建议他,“你找一个像你母亲一样的女孩吧——你母亲肯定会喜欢她的”。这个小伙子就找啊找啊,终于找到了一个女孩。他告诉自己的朋友:“就像你说的,我找到了一个女孩,无论在感觉、说话、打扮,甚至烹饪手艺都很像母亲的,而且真的像你说的那样,妈妈很喜欢她。”“那么,”他的朋友问到,“发生了什么事?”“没事,”小伙子说,我父亲很讨厌她!”

英语笑话:Find a girl just like your mother

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