英文短笑话:Compliment－恭维话
Compliment
Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!
I was nice to her, Mum, really I was! protested the youth.
I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance.
Did you, indeed? said his mother grimly, And what exactly did you say?
I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!恭维话
拉里，你过来！妈妈放下电话后生气地说，我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话，她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好，你可耻，粗鲁！
妈妈，我对她很好，真的！小伙子不服气地说。当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。
你真的这么做的吗？妈妈严厉地问。你的原话是怎么说的？
我说，啊呀，多丽丝，你比我跳过舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少！
