轻松一刻幽默故事

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　轻松一刻幽默故事：三个医生

Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.

三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。

The general practitioner looks at it and says,

一般家庭医生看着他说：

"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"

“看起来像-只鸭子，飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子”。

shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.

就对着它射击，但是没射中，这只鸟飞走了。

The next bird flies overhead,

第二只鸟从头上飞过。

and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,

病理学家看着它，然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说

"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."

“嗯……绿色的翅膀，黄色的鸟嘴，嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。”

He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.

他举起他的枪来射它，但是这兵鸟飞一了好远。

A third bird flies over .

第三只鸟从头上飞过。

The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,

外科医生举起他的松，看都不看就射击，把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说：

"Go see if that was a duck."

“你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。”

轻松一刻幽默故事：银行抢劫

Two accountants are in a bank ,

当武装捻匪突然冲进银行的时候。

when armed robbers burst in.

正好有两名会计人员在里面。

While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,

正当几个抢匪向出纳员取钱的时候，

others line the customers,

其他的抢匪就把顾客们，

including the accountants,

包括这两名会计人员在内，

up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.

靠着墙壁排成一线开始夺取他们身上的皮夹子和手表等物品。

While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.

当这件抢案正在发生的时候，一号会计人员把纂样东西塞迸二号会计火员的手里面。

Without looking down,a

没有向下看，

ccountant two whispers,

二号会计人员就轻声地说：

"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,

“这是什么东西呀?”

"It 's that $50 I owe you."

一号会计人员回答说：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”

　轻松一刻幽默故事：小鱼

Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。

The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，

one larger than the other.

其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。

One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

当中一位男子跟另外一位说：

The other one said"Ok,"

“别客气，请自行取用呀。”

and helped himself to the larger fish.

另外一位男子说：“好”，

After a tense silence,

于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼 。

the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smaller fish!"

就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后，

The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

第一位男子就说：“真是的。如果你要我先选，我就会拿比较小条的鱼。”

另一位男子回答说：“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀?你现在已经拿了呀，不是吗?”