英语小笑话的优秀大全
笑话能增长我们的智慧，排解我们的烦恼，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，大家来看看啊吧
英语笑话一
Amanwaswanderingaroundinafield,thinkingabouthowgoodhiswifehadbeentohimandhowfortunatehewastohaveher, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她。 HeaskedGod,"Whydidyoumakehersokindhearted?" 他问上帝：“你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良?” TheLord1responded2,"Soyoucouldloveher,myson." 主响应说：“我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” "Whydidyoumakehersogoodlooking?" “你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢?” "Soyoucouldloveher,myson." “我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” "Whydidyoumakehersuchagoodcook?" “你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢?” "Soyoucouldloveher,myson." “我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” Themanthoughtaboutthis. 这名男子想了一下这件事。 Thenhesaid,"Idon'tmeantoseemungratefuloranything,but,whydidyoumakehersostupid?" 然后他说:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你为什么把她造得这么笨?” "Soshecouldloveyou,myson." “我儿呀，这样她就会爱你呀。”
英语笑话二
I Don’t Like Her Bob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his Mother asks. “I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。一天， 他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗?” “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”
英语笑话三
The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地，严厉地) he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the 's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.一个真正的男子汉古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样，受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实话，就会受到严厉的惩罚。然后，他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。国王说：看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。陛下，那人尖声地回答：因为在我出门之前，我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。
