英文笑话带翻译爆笑品析
每个人都听过笑话,也讲过笑话,但是能把笑话讲成国家级非物质文化遗产的,也许只有万荣笑话了。下面小编整理了爆笑英文笑话带翻译，希望大家喜欢!
教育阶段 (中英)
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”
一天工程系的主任走进一个班，说道:“早上好。”
The whole class chorused" Good Morning”
全班齐声回复:“早上好。”
"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.
“你们是大一的吧?”主任问道。
One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
一个胆子比较大的同学问主任是怎么知道的。
"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”
“嗯，”主任说，“如果是大一的新生，当我向他们问早上好的时候，他们也一定会说‘早上好’的。如果他们是大二的学生，他们会轻轻地合上课本，然后集体望着我。大三的学生则会从书本上抬起头看我一眼，然后马上又继续读书了。大四的学生则会对我视而不见，继续看书。至于研究生班的学生，我向他们问早上好，他们就会把这句话写在笔记上。”
经典的爆笑英文笑话带翻译荒诞哲学 (中英)
"God is Dead.” –Nietzsche
尼采说:“上帝死了。”
"Nietzsche is dead. " –God
上帝说:“尼采死了。”
"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato
柏拉图说:“这样看来，尼采就是上帝。”
关于爆笑英文笑话带翻译死在波兰人手里 (中英)
A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”
几天前，我和几个朋友在酒吧里讲所知道的关于波兰人的笑话。大家都笑得东倒西歪。过了一会儿，我进了洗手间去方便，这时一个壮汉走到我身边说:“嘿，伙计，我就是波兰人，我讨厌刚才你说的那些有关波兰人的笑话。”
So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
我回答说:“行了，我又不是针对你说的，只不过是说那些在波兰的人。”“我妈妈就在波兰!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被吓坏了!我敢肯定，如果他认为我身上有什么地方可以插进他手中那把剃刀的话，他一定会杀了我的!
爆笑英文笑话带翻译欣赏可怜的本 (中英)
Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”
有人在本·詹姆士在罗马获得世界冠军之前问他，是愿意选择金牌还是世界纪录，他的回答是宁愿选择金牌，理由是:“不会有人把金牌再从我这里拿走。”
爆笑英文笑话带翻译品味医院公告栏上的留言 (中英)
Colloquium announcement:
讨论会公告:
Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.
研究结果表明一个人来到世上的最初五分钟是最危险的。
Hand-written note underneath:
下面却有一行手写的便条:
The last five minutes aren't so hot either.
一个人在这世上的最后五分钟也不好受。
