外国风趣幽默故事

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外国风趣幽默故事：一个坏印象

Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.

有六个人搭乘火车旅行，坐在同一个包厢内。其中五个人很安静，也很规矩。但第六个是个粗鲁的年轻人，给其他旅客带来了许多麻烦。

At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away, and then opened the window an shouted to him, "you left something behind in the compartment” then he closed the window again.

最后，这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下车了。没有一个旅客帮他的忙。有一个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了，才打开窗户，对着他大喊:“把什么东西留在包厢里了!”然后，又把窗户关了起来。

The young man turned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "what did I leave behind?"

年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆地赶了回来。他转回来的时候，显得非常疲倦，他对着窗户大喊:“我把什么东西留在车上了?”

As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened window and very bad impression

当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户，说:“一个极坏的印象!”

　外国风趣幽默故事：不同的听众

AI Smith was governor of New York State. He was a famous man. He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City. He had little education. He worked very hard and won great success.

阿尔·史密斯曾是纽约州的州长。他是个名人。他出生在纽约市东部的一个穷苦家庭。他读书不多，但他工作勤奋，终于获得了很大成就。

One day, as governor, he was visiting the state prison at Sing一Sing. Sing一Sing is one of the largest prisons in the United States. The head of the prison asked Mr. Smith to say something to the prisoners. Mr. Smith had never spoken to this kind of audience before. He did not know how to begin.

有一天，作为州长，他访问星星监狱。星星监狱是美国最大的监狱之一。监狱长请史密斯对囚犯说几句话。史密斯先生以前从没对这类听众讲过话。他不知道怎样开口。

Finally, he said, "My fellow citizens. . .”Then he remembered that when a man goes to prison he is no longer a citizen. He began again. "My fellow prisoners...”That did not sound right，，。He said:"We1l,anvway, I'm glad to see so many of you here today.”

最后，他说:“我亲爱的公民们……”接着他想起一个人蹲监狱就不再是公民了。他重新开始:“我亲爱的囚犯们……，”那听起来也不对劲儿，于是他说:“噢，无论如何，今天在这儿见到你们这么多人，真是太高兴了。”

　外国风趣幽默故事：好心反遭报应

Eddie liked music very much when he was at school, but when he went to the university he decided to study medicine, instead of music. When he passed his examinations and became a doctor, he had to work in a hospital for some time. There he discovered that a lot of the patients were happier and caused less trouble if pleasant music was played to them. When Eddie got an office and began to work for himself, he decided to keep his patients happy by having a tape recorder in his waiting room play beautiful music for them.

艾迪在中学的时候非常喜欢音乐，可是上了大学后，他决心放弃音乐改学医学。在通过考试成为医生之后，他必须在医院工作一段时间。在那儿，他发现如果播放动听的音乐，很多病人会快乐点，麻烦也会少点。有了自己的诊所开始营业时，他决定在候诊室放一台录音机，播放优美的音乐给病人听，让他们快乐一点。

But soon after the tape recorder had been put in, Eddies nurse heard a woman, who was sitting in the crowded waiting room one morning, complain, “Here we’re all waiting to see the doctor, and he's just playing the violin in his office instead of doing his work”

录音机装好之后，有一天早上，艾迪的护士听到一位女士坐在拥挤的候诊室抱怨说:“我们大家都等着看病，他却只知道在办公室里拉小提琴，根本就不工作。”