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英语笑话:I do not recognize you 我不认识你

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Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(钳子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!一天老虎在沙滩散步,见到一只螃蟹,就走过去想看个究竟,突然被螃蟹的钳子夹了一下,螃蟹拔腿就往树丛里跑。老虎痛得跳起来了,紧接着就追螃蟹!追到树丛就不见螃蟹了,这时老虎看见一只守在大网中的蜘蛛,老虎对着蜘蛛发火了:好你个螃蟹!你以为你上了网我就不认得你了!

英语笑话:I do not recognize you 我不认识你

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