英语笑话:The Evangelist

A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heAl the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted（折磨的） area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch（胯部） and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"福音传道士

一对中年夫妻正在看电视。突然，一个电视传道士出现了，并许诺帮观众治好病。

“让我们跟主一起祈祷，把你的右手举在空中，左手放在有病的地方，全能的主就会治好你的病。”

于是，男子把他的右手举在空中，左手放在了胯档上。这时，妻子开口了：“嗨，亲爱的，他说能治好病，而不是让它举起来。”