动物界也有Uber叫专车，笑死啦
An Uber ride can be the most memorable experience of any evening. Imagine this: you're wasted, you're starving, but the kebab joint that's still open at 3 AM is a long drive away. Luckily, the driver hears your stomach rumbling and offers you free candy. Heavenly, I know. On the flipside, maybe they got lost while trying to find you, and you're stuck waiting in the pouring rain, while you SO is texting complaints about a meal that's getting cold. To illustrate the vast spectrum of possible Uber experiences, people are using funny animal pictures, and the memes they create are so on-point, Bored Panda has decided to compile them into a list. From dealing with sketchy-looking drivers to getting into the wrong vehicle, scroll down to relive these quintessential moments and upvote your favorites!
滴滴打车可能会是你狂欢之夜中最难忘的部分。想象一下：你正酩酊大醉，饥肠辘辘，好不容易有一个烧烤摊开到凌晨三点，可是它开在很远的地方。幸运的是，司机听到了你腹中的哀鸣，免费送了你一颗糖。我知道，你一定觉得那是人间美味。当然，也可能有坏的情况，他们可能在来载你的路上迷了路，让你被困在瓢泼大雨中，你的另一半还发短信来抱怨为你准备的晚餐都已经凉了。为了给滴滴打车是可能遇到的各种情况画一个众生相，网友们用上了一些搞笑的动物图片，从应付面目可憎的司机到上错车，往下翻翻，重温一下这些经典时刻，为你最爱的一张投票吧！
1. When the Uber driver is sketchy but the everybody's too drunk to care.
当优步司机有些面目可疑，但所有乘客都酩酊大醉，顾不上这么多的时候
网友评论：
As long as you stay on his back, you will be safe.
只要你一直待在他的背上，你就是安全的。
2. When you're trying to act sober in the Uber so the driver doesn't judge you.
当你想在车上表现的很清醒，以免司机鄙视你的时候
网友评论：
This helps , if I bite my tongue then I can't say something stupid.
这招挺有用，只要咬住自己的舌头，我就不会说什么蠢话！
3.When the Uber driver starts getting personal AF
当优步司机开始自曝各种隐私的时候
Wow that’s crazy… Umm just drop me off here, I’ll walk the last 12 miles…
那真不错……嗯，就把我放这儿就行，剩下的12公里我可以自己走过去
网友评论：
What do you mean by guess how many heads fit in your trunk
?
什么叫“猜猜我的后备箱里能装下几个脑袋”，你是什么意思？4.When you're patiently waiting on your Uber outside the bar, and you slowly start to realize you didn't even schedule it.
当你走出酒吧静静的等着你在优步上叫的车，过了很久你才意识到，你根本没有叫车
网友评论：
They should be here right about meow?
车差不多快到了吧——喵？
5.When you're drunk in an Uber and you pass a McDonalds
当你坐在优步叫来的车里，酩酊大醉，突然路边出现一家麦当劳的时候
网友评论：
That's the face you make when they actually turn into the drive thru for you too!
如果司机为你把车开进了“麦当劳得来速”，你的表情肯定是一样一样的！
6. When your Uber driver drops you at the airport and says"have a safe flight" and you say"thank you too"
当你的优步司机把你送到了机场， 并祝你“一路顺风”，你说“谢谢，也祝你愉快”的时候
网友评论：
At a fastfood drive-up ..."Thank you come again!" Me..."yeah you too"
有一次在一个快餐店免停车窗口，司机说“谢谢，欢迎再来！”我说“好的，你也是！”
7.When your Uber driver takes the wrong turn but you sauy nothing and just wait
当你的优步司机转错了弯，但你什么都没说，只是默默的等待着的时候
网友评论：
Tried to take an Uber from Times Square area to the Bronx Zoo and the Asian driver spoke little English and ended up in Jersey! I knew I wouldn’t be able to give him directions if he couldn’t follow his own gps. He felt so bad but we just enjoyed it as a sight seeing tour. It was so funny. Still gave him 5 stars because he was so embarrassed but he had bottled water and Dum Dums! Root beer Dum Dums!
根啤 有一次我乘车从时代广场到布朗克斯动物园，叫到的优步司机是个亚洲人，几乎不会说英语，最后他把我带到了泽西岛！我当时就不确定他会不会使用GPS导航，可是即便如此，我又没法自己给他指路，只好任由他自己开。他非常自责，可是我们这趟旅途还是很愉快，简直像一趟观光之旅。太有意思了。我还是给了他5星好评，第一是因为他已经很自责了，第二是因为他给我提供了瓶装饮用水和根啤！根啤哟！
8.When your Uber driver seems like a serial killer, but tou get in anyway, because you got places to be……
当你的优步司机看起来像一个连环杀人犯，可是你又不得不去某个地方，只能硬着头皮上车的时候
网友评论：
Sometimes you just gotta take a chance
有时你不得不冒一下险
9.When a Uber driver only ever receives 5 star ratings
当一名优步司机只接受5星好评的时候
网友评论：
Where the hell are you supposed to sit?
你应该坐在什么位置呢？
10.When the Uber driver makes a racist joke and you tried to play it cool
当一名优步司机看了一个带种族偏见的玩笑，而你想假装淡定的时候
网友评论：
Please pull over. My MOM is a boxer.
快给我停车！我妈妈可是拳击手哟！
11.When you’re drunk in the Uber and the driver keeps looking back at you
当你坐在车里醉醺醺的，司机不停回头看你
网友评论：
"please stop yelling at the street lights"
“亲，请不要对路灯大吼大叫。”
12.When you’re drunk in the back of an Uber and you can’t figure out how the seat belt works
当你坐在车后排座位上，因醉酒而迷迷糊糊，连安全带都扣不上的时候
网友评论：
You ain't kiddin'! Those fish hook teeth.....
真不是开玩笑的，看那鱼钩一般尖利的牙齿……
（翻译：小木）
