Shave Your Face 刮胡子
I hate shaving.
我讨厌刮胡子。
Me too.
我也是。I just cut myself again.
我又一次自己刮。
Did you use a new blade?
你用新刀片了吗?It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.
没关系。旧刀片可以刮,新刀片也可以刮。Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
或许你应该用电动剃须刀。They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
它们有很大噪音,但是不会有刮伤的危险。Maybe you should stop shaving.
或许你不该再刮胡子。And grow a beard?
然后让胡子长起来?Sure. Why not?
当然。为什么不呢?Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
因为食物和其他东西会粘在我的胡子上。Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
嗯。我有个主意。把剃须膏涂在脸上让猫咪舔干净。What?
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