英语笑话:He's shaving you 他正在给你刮胡须

Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a you.g playboy took a fancy to the manicure（修指甲） gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

The girl demurred（反对，抗辩）," I don't think I ought to, I'm married."

"Why don't you ask your husband," the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."

"You can ask him yourself ," the girl srugged, "He's shaving you."一位年轻的花花公子在一家不熟悉的理发店里刮胡须，他很喜欢修指甲的女郎，于是提议哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看表演。

女郎犹豫着说：“我觉得我不应该去，我结过婚了。”

“你何不问问你先生，”花花公子建议说：“我确定他不会反对的。”

“你可以自己问他，”女郎耸耸肩道，“他正在替你刮胡须。”