初二幽默英语情景对话
初二的时候，同学们经常会进行的英语情景对话是什么主题?下面是本站小编给大家整理的初二幽默英语情景对话，供大家参阅!
A:If that man gives me any more letters to type I'll 's given me ten already today,and there'll be more when I get back from coffee.I'll be here till midnight.
B:Simmer down, can't make you stay after five.
C:Sure,sh what you can,and leave the rest for Minday.
A:But they're important letters, should go out tonight.
C:That's not your they're that urgent,he should've given them to you earlier.
B:Joe's right, won't catch him staying in the office after five on a 's got better things to do.
Notes
Scream 大叫大嚷(要做某事)
Simmer down 别激动
Make you stay 要你留下
You won't catch him-he would never
A：如果那个人再给我一些信要我打字,我就要大声嚷嚷了,今天他已经给了我十封信.等我喝完咖啡回来还会有更多的信.我在这儿要呆到午夜了.
B：别激动,弗兰尼.他不会让你呆到五点以后的.
C：是的,弗朗西斯,你能干多少就干多少,剩下的留到星期一再做.
A：可是这都是些重要信件,乔,今天晚上应该发出去.
C：这用不着你担心.如果这些信那么紧急,他应该早一点交给你.
B：乔说得对,弗朗.每星期五他从来不会在办公室呆到五点以后.他有意思的事要做.
初二幽默英语情景对话2男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】
初二幽默英语情景对话3英语小品-----小红帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： (一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：(边提起篮子，边点头说)Ok!
Mum： (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,bye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：(随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’dma is ill.
Wolf：(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby Ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：(悄悄地藏到大树后)
Little Red Riding Hood：(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re k you. Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye.
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma： (喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)
Wolf：(从树后出来，边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.
Grandma： Who is it?
Wolf：(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上)
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：(得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)dma.
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：(跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
Wolf：(追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you.
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.
Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： (开枪)Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead.
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you.
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you
