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2017-06-01AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......
开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE
2017-05-08Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
开心一笑: 商店竞争中的佼佼者
2017-04-15Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺,旁观者等着瞧好戏。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来......
开心一笑:停止抱怨吧
2017-06-05开心一笑:老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
开心一笑:我们快点装死
2017-06-09开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
开心一笑: 我的衣服太重了
2017-06-08开心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding
2017-05-27ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
开心一笑:好消息和坏消息
2017-06-04开心一笑:猫猫专用跑步机
2017-06-07开心一笑:到底谁逆行?
2017-04-19Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一个......
开心一笑:上帝的一秒钟与一百万
2017-05-20AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
生活随笔:让你开心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘录:在一个无聊的夜晚调台时,正好发现某台有一部你喜欢却没有机会去看的电影才刚刚开始。在拥挤的停车场刚好找到一个正要空出的停车位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.当你早上醒来......
开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
开心一笑: 研究生和本科生的区别
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
开心一笑:倾听的重要
2017-06-08Woman:男人从不愿听女人的话,医生,我丈夫连我说的一个字都不愿意听,我只能自言自语。Woman:如果他知道我一个小时付给别人100块只为了让别人听我说话,他就会马上明白过来了。......
开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
2017-05-29AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸,说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回......
开心一笑:冷静,冷静!
2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......
开心一笑:园艺手套Gardening Gloves
2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
开心一笑:世界上最恶心的工作
2017-06-09开心一笑:师生问答之我爱炸鸡
2017-05-19Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的......
开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭
2017-06-05