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![开心一笑:病人为什么大喊]()
WhyIsHeHowling.他为什么喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！......
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![开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?]()
Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说：不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。H......
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![开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?]()
Whowasfighting?谁在打架？Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那......
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![开心一笑:考试中的"一分一美元"]()
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
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![开心一笑:时间对猪的意义]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andlift......
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![开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man]()
AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为......
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![开心一笑:外表并不重要 Looks Aren't Everything]()
一位生物老师告诉我，外表并不重要，真正重要的东西在我的里面。......
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![开心一笑:对胖子好一点]()
对胖子好一点，因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。......
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![开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?]()
HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
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![开心一笑:不能回答的问题]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![开心一笑:不要让我改变饮食]()
不要让我改变饮食，有一次我吃了一个胡萝卜，但没有发生任何变化。......
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![开心一笑:园艺手套Gardening Gloves]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５个孩子，住在东55街555号。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![开心一笑:惯用方法]()
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期，这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。......
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![开心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”，丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科，我真正的名字叫布伦达。......
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![开心一笑:剪掉闲暇时间的头发]()
I'mnothavingitallcutoff没把头发全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
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![每日一句口语 第2333期:被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑,这是一种自信]()
每日一句口语：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑，这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainedv.鄙视(disdain的过去式和过去分词)；不屑于做，不愿意做；例句：Idisdained......
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![开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的]()
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
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![西班牙语冷笑话：你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪个国家一笑就爆炸吗？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！声明：双语文章中，中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。未经......
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![开心一笑:公交车上笑话多]()
HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候，请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
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![开心一笑:太黑了,我看不见]()
Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.AtthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowaswatchingTV,"Honey,goseeifthekitchenlightisonornot?"Afterawhile,hersonreturnedandsa......
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![开心一笑:好消息和坏消息]()
坏消息是你叔叔已经昏迷了两个星期。不过也有一个好消息：那就是他两个星期没有抽烟啦。......
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![开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶]()
At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
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![开心一笑:婚姻就是这么一回事]()
ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
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![开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money]()
Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
