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2017-06-06开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎
2017-04-18Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
开心一笑:网络时代
2017-06-06开心一笑:如此锻炼
2017-06-04开心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样回来的
2017-04-16Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
开心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
2017-05-31Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
开心一笑:这就叫"重听"
2017-04-19Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三个退休的老人,都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天,他们在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一个人对另一个人说:“这天......
开心一笑:成功的钥匙
2017-06-03开心一笑:双语城市 Bilingual City
2017-05-24ApatroninMontrealcafeturnedonatapinthewashroomandgotscalded."Thisisanoutrage,"hecomplained."ThefaucetmarkedCgavemeboilingwater.""But,Monsieur,Cstandsforchaude—Frenchforhot.Youshouldknowthatifyoulivei......
开心一笑:买猫保险的原因
2017-06-08你的主人们把你当宠物养是为了减少压力,如果你不能为主人减少压力,那么你会被控告玩忽职守,这就是你为什么要买猫保险的原因。......
开心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴
2017-04-18Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵,一直闹到地方法......
开心一笑:上班之烦烦烦
2017-08-30开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.杰克:我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约翰:这是怎么回事呢?杰克:因为音乐课使我......
开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼
2017-04-15Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
开心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05开心一笑:好消息和坏消息
2017-06-04开心一笑:小学生的逻辑推理
2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
开心一笑:长颈鹿的烦恼
2017-06-06开心一笑:一名伟人 A Great Man
2017-05-26AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名伟人老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?学生:当然。因为......
开心一笑:送给妈妈的礼物
2017-04-19Threesonsdiscussedthegiftstheywereabletogivetheirelderlymother.Thefirstsaid,"Ibuiltabighouseforourmother."Thesecondsaid,"IsentheraMercedeswithadriver."Thethirdsmiledandsaid,"I'vegotyoubothbeat.Rem......
开心一笑:吃什么,你就是什么
2017-06-04开心一笑:时间对猪的意义
2017-05-31Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andlift......
开心一笑:噪音的优点
2017-04-17WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......