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> 列表开心一笑:死后的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑话大揭秘
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑话不仅仅是一种语言游戏,更是对意大利文化和幽默传统的独特表达。让我们一同探索这些通过调皮文字玩弄语言的精致笑点,透过每一句背后的智慧,感受那份轻松和欢愉,为我们的日常生活增添一抹诙谐的......
开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别
2017-06-06朋友,会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具;而好朋友,则是当你失意失恋的时候,即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉,并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
开心一笑:传教士买鹦鹉
2017-05-29Apreacherisbuyingaparrot"Areyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,"thestorekeeperassureshim."Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herec......
开心一笑:剪掉闲暇时间的头发
2017-05-06I'mnothavingitallcutoff没把头发全剪掉啊Milessometimewenttothebarber'sduringworkinghourstohavehishaircut.Butthiswasagainsttheofficerules:clerkshadtohavetheirhaircutintheirowntime.WhileMileswasa......
开心一笑:倾听的重要
2017-06-08Woman:男人从不愿听女人的话,医生,我丈夫连我说的一个字都不愿意听,我只能自言自语。Woman:如果他知道我一个小时付给别人100块只为了让别人听我说话,他就会马上明白过来了。......
开心一笑:病人为什么大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他为什么喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!......
开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
开心一笑:特别的12件生日礼物
2017-06-09开心一笑:网上和线上
2017-06-08甲鱼:我敢肯定,正当咱们聊天的时候,我老公正在网上呢……乙鱼:我懂你的意思啦……我敢打赌,我家那位正在线上呢……......
开心一笑:婚姻的成本
2017-04-18Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”“我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。......
开心一笑:我们快点装死
2017-06-09开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说:不,夫人,这会儿没有,一时半会儿看来也不会有。H......
开心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失踪了
2017-08-30Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师:水的分子式是什么?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师:你在说什么?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是说HtoO吗?......
开心一笑:游戏狂人
2017-06-08开心一笑:相亲,逃跑的好借口
2017-04-18Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
开心一笑:乔治·华盛顿的前辈
2017-04-17Ateachersaidtoherclass:“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington,”alittleboyshoutedpromptly.“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman?”askedtheteacher,smilingindulgently.“Because,”saidthelittleb......
开心一笑:坚持就是胜利
2017-06-08开心一笑:不能回答的问题
2017-05-22Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
开心一笑:敬业的警察
2017-06-05开心一笑:如此锻炼
2017-06-04开心一笑:尴尬的搭讪 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有......
开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby
2017-05-31Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子,名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......