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2017-06-04开心一笑:英语笑话:基本原则
2017-05-06OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
开心一笑: 研究生和本科生的区别
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby
2017-05-31Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子,名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
开心一笑: 立遗嘱, 搬起石头打自己的脚
2017-04-16Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我妈大14岁,最近一直在写遗......
开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
2017-05-31ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI总部的电话响了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好,是FBI吗?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一个声音回答说:“是的,您有什么事?”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
开心一笑:外表并不重要 Looks Aren't Everything
2017-06-08开心一笑:你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我吧?
2017-06-09你已经与我握手握了六分钟,用相同的句子说19次我的名字,而且模仿我的每个姿势包括鼻子,那是我刚刚来测试你的。我猜你来这儿是想卖什么东西给我。......
开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(锣)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
开心一笑:网络时代
2017-06-06开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟
2017-05-23开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼大纲
2017-04-16Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一个人去看医生,说:“医生,不管我碰哪里,都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”医生问:“什么意思啊?”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
开心一笑:这便是公司的车
2017-06-08开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
开心一笑:十大经典店铺口号
2017-05-22ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消声器店外:“根本不用预约,我们听到你来了!”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店门外:“帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。”adeskina......
开心一笑:疯人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"疯人院一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病......
开心一笑:宅女的生活
2017-06-05开心一笑:篮球教练的心理学测试
2017-04-19Thepsychologyinstructorhadjustfinishedalectureonmentalhealthandwasgivinganoraltest.一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师,正在进行一个口头测试。Speakingspecificallyaboutmanicdepression,sheask......
开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“医生,我想我得配副眼镜。”银行职员:“你当然需要!这里是银行。”......
开心一笑:老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
开心一笑:你的未来靠的是你的梦想
2017-08-29"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未来靠的是你的梦想”,所以做梦去吧......
开心一笑:我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
2017-04-17Patient:Whatdoyouchargeforpullingatooth?Dentist:Fiftydollars.Patient:Fiftydollarsforacoupleofminutes'work?Dentist:Well,Icoulddoitslower,ifyoulike.病人:拔一颗牙收费多少?牙医:50美元。病人:只几分钟的活儿......
开心一笑:欢送园长
2017-06-08开心一笑:上帝的一秒钟与一百万
2017-05-20AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......