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2017-05-23开心一笑:尴尬的搭讪 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有......
开心一笑: The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一个声名狼藉的......
开心一笑:相亲,逃跑的好借口
2017-04-18Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
开心一笑:敬业的警察
2017-06-05开心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样回来的
2017-04-16Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
开心一笑:女人们爱哭的原因
2017-06-07开心一笑:好消息和坏消息
2017-06-04开心一笑:上班之烦烦烦
2017-08-30开心一笑:先学叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
开心一笑:精明的主妇
2017-05-28Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
开心一笑:谁欠谁钱 Who Owes the Money
2017-05-26Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?
2017-05-16Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶......
开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
开心一笑:公交车上笑话多
2017-04-19HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候,请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
开心一笑:我真正的名字
2017-06-04我的孩子叫我“妈咪”,丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科,我真正的名字叫布伦达。......
开心一笑:我是来给你安装电话的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
开心一笑:多吃些鱼
2017-06-09开心一笑:方向盘,刹车被盗了!
2017-05-27Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
生活随笔:让你开心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘录:在一个无聊的夜晚调台时,正好发现某台有一部你喜欢却没有机会去看的电影才刚刚开始。在拥挤的停车场刚好找到一个正要空出的停车位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.当你早上醒来......
开心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。......
开心一笑:网上和线上
2017-06-08甲鱼:我敢肯定,正当咱们聊天的时候,我老公正在网上呢……乙鱼:我懂你的意思啦……我敢打赌,我家那位正在线上呢……......
开心一笑:我想我得配副眼镜
2017-06-01Patient:Doctor,IthinkIneedglasses.Teller:Youcertainlydo!Thisisabank.病人:“医生,我想我得配副眼镜。”银行职员:“你当然需要!这里是银行。”......
开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......