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2017-06-06开心一笑:成功的钥匙
2017-06-03开心一笑:迷上wifi的小鸟
2017-05-23开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼大纲
2017-04-16Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一个人去看医生,说:“医生,不管我碰哪里,都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”医生问:“什么意思啊?”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
开心一笑:考试中的"一分一美元"
2017-05-27Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天,教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
开心一笑:特别的12件生日礼物
2017-06-09开心一笑:最喜欢哪种鸟 Like which bird best
2017-05-06Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.课堂上,老师在展示各种各样鸟的图片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然后他问:"杰克,你最喜欢哪种鸟?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."杰克回答......
开心一笑:投票结果是10比1
2017-06-05开心一笑:死后的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
开心一笑:减肥专用铃声
2017-06-04开心一笑:谁说我老了?
2017-04-19Chaucerwasoverseventy,buthewasnotconvincedofhisage.Atatimeheboasted:“MyphysicalstrengthisasstrongasthatIwasyoung.”Theoppositepersonasked:“Whatdoyourelyon?”Chaucersaid:“Thereisabigstonerollerinmyc......
开心一笑:一个人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08开心一笑:历史不新鲜
2017-05-31Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答说:没有,我是教历史的。......
开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?大纲
2017-05-24Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老师很高兴,同时也十分惊......
开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门
2017-06-04Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我,它嘟嘟地叫我,联系我,给我发邮件和发传真,还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
开心一笑:我可以干得慢一些 I Could Do It Slower
2017-04-17Patient:Whatdoyouchargeforpullingatooth?Dentist:Fiftydollars.Patient:Fiftydollarsforacoupleofminutes'work?Dentist:Well,Icoulddoitslower,ifyoulike.病人:拔一颗牙收费多少?牙医:50美元。病人:只几分钟的活儿......
开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
开心一笑:丑女 An Ugly Woman
2017-06-01Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.迈克:一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬。Mary:Whywasthat?玛丽:为什么会那样呢?Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.迈克:她根本就......
开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来......
开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
2017-05-31Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日,有5个孩子,住在东55街555号。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
开心一笑:太黑了,我看不见
2017-05-28Aftersupper,theparentswerebusyplayingmah-jongwiththeguests.AtthispointthemotherthoughtofsomethingandsaidtohersonwhowaswatchingTV,"Honey,goseeifthekitchenlightisonornot?"Afterawhile,hersonreturnedandsa......
开心一笑:世界上最恶心的工作
2017-06-09开心一笑:讨厌吸烟者的原因
2017-06-09开心一笑:如果你不想起床
2017-06-07