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![开心一笑:买猫保险的原因]()
你的主人们把你当宠物养是为了减少压力，如果你不能为主人减少压力，那么你会被控告玩忽职守，这就是你为什么要买猫保险的原因。......
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![开心一笑:一个小女孩的愿望]()
AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetos......
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![开心一笑:惯用方法]()
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期，这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。......
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![开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会]()
TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![开心一笑: Why Is He Howling 他嚎啥呢]()
Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！......
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![开心一笑:病人为什么大喊]()
WhyIsHeHowling.他为什么喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！......
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![开心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴]()
Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法......
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![开心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌头]()
"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因为......
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![开心一笑:不要让我改变饮食]()
不要让我改变饮食，有一次我吃了一个胡萝卜，但没有发生任何变化。......
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![开心一笑:那个"甜嘴"老公的真相]()
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀请到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，也是请客的主人......
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![开心一笑:尴尬的搭讪 awkward dating]()
WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有......
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![开心一笑:乔治·华盛顿的前辈]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![开心一笑:这便是公司的车]()
容易第一档失灵，难以改变方向，道路崎岖时就抛锚，看似永远都无法抵达目的地。这便是公司的车。......
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![开心一笑:送给妈妈的礼物]()
Threesonsdiscussedthegiftstheywereabletogivetheirelderlymother.Thefirstsaid,"Ibuiltabighouseforourmother."Thesecondsaid,"IsentheraMercedeswithadriver."Thethirdsmiledandsaid,"I'vegotyoubothbeat.Rem......
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![开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，联系我，给我发邮件和发传真，还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
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![开心一笑:一封感谢信 A Thank you Note]()
OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
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![开心一笑:猫猫专用跑步机]()
猫猫专用跑步机......
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![开心一笑:到底谁逆行?]()
Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一个......
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![开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎]()
Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
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![开心一笑:越狱的悲剧]()
我就要自由了！......
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![开心一笑:它们也不敢吭一声]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
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![开心一笑: 良好的心愿 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有个男孩......
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![开心一笑:坚持不懈是一种美德]()
Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafacultymember.Onedayinacrowdedelevator,someoneremarkedonitsinefficiency.Isaidtheelevatorshadnotchangedinthe......
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![开心一笑:洗发前后的对比]()
洗发前后的效果真的很明显。......
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![开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶]()
At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
