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> 列表开心一笑:我充当了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."学监(非常生......
开心一笑:老头儿卖马鞍的诀窍
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
开心一笑:疯人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"疯人院一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病......
开心一笑:偷得太贵了,我买不起
2017-04-19Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一个小偷在一家珠......
开心一笑:什么是好朋友
2017-06-07开心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片
2017-04-11PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作为一个备受瞩......
开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI
2017-05-31ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI总部的电话响了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好,是FBI吗?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一个声音回答说:“是的,您有什么事?”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
开心一笑:对胖子好一点
2017-06-04开心一笑: 商店竞争中的佼佼者
2017-04-15Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺,旁观者等着瞧好戏。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
开心一笑:奈何娶妻不慎
2017-04-18Gravelyill,amanwenttothedoctorwithhiswife.Aftertheexaminationthephysicianmotionedforthewifetomeethiminthehallway.一个人得了重病,妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后,医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。"Yourhusbandisv......
意语美文:何以解忧 唯有一笑
2021-12-26一笑解千愁。不管有什么事,都别忘了笑一笑。一切都会越来越好~Voglioridere,voglioridereacrepapelle,finoasentirelostomacofarmimaleelelacrimeriempirmigliocchi.Voglioridere,voglioriderecomesenonloavessimaifat......
开心一笑:吝啬鬼的聚会
2017-05-17TheMeanMansParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼
2017-04-15Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
开心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.这样不值得,Roy,我们把鼻子给他,让他走吧!......
开心一笑:游戏狂人
2017-06-08开心一笑:不同的飞机,同样的结果
2017-04-18Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
开心一笑:有其父必有其子
2017-04-17Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?......
开心一笑:长颈鹿的烦恼
2017-06-06开心一笑:叛徒的相对定义
2017-04-17Younghopeful:"Father,whatisatraitorinpolitics?"Father(aveteranpolitician):"Atraitorisamanwholeavesourpartyandgoesovertotheotherone."Younghopeful:"Wellthen,whatisamanwholeaveshispartyandcomesovertoyour......
开心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 阅读
2017-08-27Smoking抽烟Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.别碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐时间Messycat.捣乱的猫咪Myface.我的脸That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛赛跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.该死的鸟。Thea......
开心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理发员
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理发员:你进来时是不是系着红围巾?Customer:No.顾客:没有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理发员:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。......
开心一笑:方向盘,刹车被盗了!
2017-05-27Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
开心一笑:在厨房能帮助老爸减肥
2017-06-06开心一笑:什么都有,你要买什么?大纲
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......