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![每日一句口语 第2333期:被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑,这是一种自信]()
每日一句口语：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑，这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainedv.鄙视(disdain的过去式和过去分词)；不屑于做，不愿意做；例句：Idisdained......
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![开心一笑:有其父必有其子]()
Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？......
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![开心一笑:痴心电脑狂]()
Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun：Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以来最好的天气！太阳：来外面透透气吧，克里斯!克里斯:决不！(关上窗户，继续玩电脑)......
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![开心一笑:又一个引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭里传来......
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![开心一笑:懒人绝招]()
somethingyouwant你想要的东西whatyoudotogetit你是这样去拿东西的......
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![开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby]()
Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
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![开心一笑:网络时代]()
按任意"键"继续。......
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![开心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 阅读]()
Smoking抽烟Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.别碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐时间Messycat.捣乱的猫咪Myface.我的脸That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛赛跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.该死的鸟。Thea......
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![开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor]()
"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"医生，救命！请您快点......
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![开心一笑:时间对猪有什么意义?]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads，seehowthefarmslooked，andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard，holdingapigupinhishands，andliftingitsothatthepigco......
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![开心一笑:现代生活 MODERN LIFE]()
Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
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![开心一笑:一招区分蘑菇与毒蕈]()
YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool（毒菌）?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？年长的童......
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![开心一笑:该退休了]()
也许是该退休的时候了......
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![开心一笑:曾经的千万富翁]()
Millionaire百万富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."主管：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?"助手：以前你是什么？CEO:"amultimillionaire."主管：千万富翁。......
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![开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别]()
朋友，会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具；而好朋友，则是当你失意失恋的时候，即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉，并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
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![开心一笑:精明的主妇]()
Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
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![开心一笑:冷静,冷静!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一个......
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![开心一笑:婚姻的成本]()
Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。......
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![开心一笑:对胖子好一点]()
对胖子好一点，因为有一天他们可能会救你的命。......
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![开心一笑:考试中的"一分一美元"]()
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetests......
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![开心一笑:我真正的名字]()
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”，丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科，我真正的名字叫布伦达。......
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![开心一笑:它们也不敢吭一声]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
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![开心一笑:特别的12件生日礼物]()
我生日那天，我丈夫给了我一个拥抱。他说两只胳膊加上十个手指相当于12件礼物。......
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![开心一笑:女儿的音乐课是一笔财富]()
Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说就是一笔财富呀。约翰：这是怎么回事呢？杰克：因为音乐课使我......
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![开心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
